The Apple App Store for your iPhone boasts 775,000 apps [1] . You’ll be happy to know that they all don’t want to increase your productivity. Some apps are just mindless. Celebrate these apps with this list of time-wasters. They won’t increase your IQ or help you create financial reports. They’re just plain ridiculous apps that you’ve got to have on your iPhone.
SimStapler
What’s better than the temptation to steal office supplies? An office equipment simulator. SimStapler by Freeverse is a free iPhone app that’ll let you take the office stapler with you anywhere and any time. Freeverse is proud to say that this is the first true office equipment simulator made available for your iPhone. Don’t download cheap imitations.
Download SimStapler, press on the stapler and hear the realistic clicking sound of pages of a legal brief being stapled. Or maybe it’s the tax forms you forgot to mail three years ago. A counter tallies how many times you’ve stapled. And that’s not all. Well, yes, that’s all it does. It’s a simple stapler simulator, after all. Download it right now.
iJiggles Your Mom
This 99-cent app for your iPhone is by a company named Smells Like Donkey. This app is as stupid as its name and the company’s name. With this app, you can take a photo of something, then smear the photo with your finger or make it jiggle. That’s all you have to remember: smear and jiggle. Feeling bored sitting at the DMV waiting for your name to be called? Snap a photo of the driving examiner, then smear and jiggle. Hey, this isn’t rocket science.
There is great potential for getting into trouble with this app. Be careful in your next team meeting making the CIO jiggle. Don’t risk your karma by using this in church. But download this app anyway for those trying moments when there’s nothing more important to do than wasting time jiggling things.
Break.com
If you’re looking for a funny videos iPhone app [2] , this is for you. Brought to you by the people of Break.com, this app presents the best of video fails, pranks and jokes. Watch “A Helpful Tip About Grandparents’s Day from a Bad Grandpa†or “Why You Don’t Want To Wear Your Pants On The Ground.â€
People go out of their way to make videos of other people being stupid. They’re all gathered here in one place in your Break.com app. Take a break in the middle of your day to watch people being goofy, silly, or just plain dumb. Give them the 15 seconds of fame that they deserve. Download Break.com and get set to laugh.
Mouth Off
Developed by ustwo, Mouth Off [3] is a 99-cent app for your iPhone that let’s you speak through a funny mouth that you select. The mouth synchronizes to your own voice through a sophisticated algorithm designed by Lithuanian scientists on loan from the Institute of Silly Apps. Or not. Anyway, once configured, the mouth moves as you speak.
Imagine it’s the third time this week that your boss has gathered everyone together to give the “Wash your hands after using the restroom†speech. You power up Mouth Off, select the cow mouth, hold it up to your own mouth and say “Yada yada yada!†The whole room bursts out laughing while your boss stands there stunned. When he glares at you, just say “The cow said it!†Yes, this stupid app may make you do stupid things. Download it anyway. You only live once.
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- ^ 775,000 apps (www.pureoxygenmobile.com)
- ^ funny videos iPhone app (www.youtube.com)
- ^ Mouth Off (itunes.apple.com)
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