Today is April Foolsâ Day so donât take everything you read at face value. Practical jokers as they are, Google is pulling a bunch of April Foolsâ Day pranks so a lot of people will find it difficult to read todayâs headlines without disbelieving them. Googleâs jokes range from the Google Nose Beta button in search (âSmelling is believingâ) to Google Treasure Maps, a new mapping product to help you find treasure in cities to YouTube closing down after eight years.
They arenât the only ones, other brands pulled pranks of their own. Heck, companies are even issuing press releases with April Foolsâ Day announcements. Iâve included more stuff right after the break, like Gmail Blue, a Google Maps Street View feature which lets you decorate your house with themes, a Lumia-branded microwave oven, the Samsung Eco Tree and lots moreâ¦
Google Nose lets you feel âwhat wet dogs smell like,â jokes Google. Per Googleâs Aromabase, Abraham Lincoln smells like an old, musty âremnant of American history.â
Donât ask, donât smell: For when youâre wary of your query â" SafeSearch included.
You can even visit  google.com/nose [1] to learn more.
Speaking of search, Microsoft has a nice Easter Egg on its search â" that is, decision â" engine: go to Bing [2] , type in âGoogleâ into the search box, hit the Search button and see what happens [3] .
You should be redirected to a page reminiscent of Google.
A nice touch: instead of âIâm feeling luckyâ it says, âIâm feeling confusedâ.
Next up is Google Maps Treasure mode. A post over at the Google Maps blog [4] explains its divers who were capturing Google Maps underwater Street View images last September have discovered a paper map that has been verified as the infamous pirate William âCaptainâ Kiddâs treasure map.
The Internet giant is inviting us to work together to decipher the clues and uncover all of the secrets of the 315-year-old map over at Google+ [5] .
This is Captain Kiddâs treasure map.
You can go here [6] or click on the âTreasureâ button in the top right corner of Google Maps to interact with it.
âDue to our nascent nano-scanner technology we werenât able to scan to the closest zoom levels,â the company cautions. âIf you come across a blank map, zoom out to get back to the treasure map.â
A special message from YouTube reveals the dirty secret: YouTube has never been a video sharing service for the masses. Instead, it was simply an eight-year contest to find the worldâs best clip. And now that it has been found, YouTube is closing for good.
From the official YouTube blog [7] :
When we started out in 2005, we focused on rapidly increasing user engagement. We wanted an inventive way to draw people in and catalyze their creativity. The result? A contest for the best video on our site.
Nearly eight years later, with 72 hours of video being uploaded every minute, we finally have enough content to close the competition. Weâve started the process to select a winner and as of tomorrow at midnight, we will be closing the site to submissions.
Googleâs Levity algorythm for Google Apps is also funny, it lets you âspice up even the most boring of work days.â
By the way, that looks to be Glen from The Walking Dead at mark 0:39, no?
Another joke: Gmail Blue, a blue-ish Gmail theme thatâs âfast, beautiful, powerful.â
Itâs a moonshot project thatâs been six years in the making, says the company [8] , because the technology just wasnât there up until recently.
Visit gmail.com/blue [9] to learn more about Gmail Blue.
Next up is Google+Â Emotion, a new feature of Google+ that lets you add emoticons to your Google+ Photos.
Google+ Emotion taps some powerful cloud algorithms, a Google+ post [10] by Erik Murphy explains:
We will plumb the emotional depths of everyone in the photo, then summarize their feelings with a beautifully crafted, emotion icon.
Click on the button again to return to the original version of your photo. We hope you enjoy using the feature and we look forward to seeing your emotionally-charged posts
Actually, I can easily see something like this implemented for real.
Finally, thereâs Google SCHMICK (Simple Complete House Makeover Internet Conversion Kit) , a handy Maps feature that allows users to decorate their house with themes on Google Maps Street View.
Hereâs the âbeforeâ and âafterâ view of a sample renovation project on Google SCHMICK:
From the Australia Google Maps team [11] :
Forgot to mow the nature strip? Deck it out with some fresh buffalo grass. Front steps falling down? Swap them out for doric columns and a pergola.
Graffiti on the front fence? Cover it with so many palm trees people will think theyâre on the Vegas strip.
Find out more about the âlaunchâ of SCHMICK here [12] .
I wish Apple made some April Foolsâ Day jokes.
Hereâs something related: co-founders Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak officially formed the Apple Computer Company on April 1, back in 1976.
Thatâs not a joke, look it up on Wikipedia [13] .
The company was later incorporated as Apple Computer, Inc. on January 3, 1977. At the January 2007 iPhone introduction, Steve Jobs announced they were dropping âComputerâ to be known only as Apple, Inc., reflecting the companyâs newly found direction as the maker of consumer electronics.
And hereâs a special broadcast by BBC News.
The troubled illegal download site the Pirate Bay rather sarcastically writes that âwithout further due [sic], we hereby announce that we have moved our servers from the evil North Korea to the greatest fuckin nation in the entire world ⦠The United States of America, fuck yeah!â [14]
Iâm still trying to figure out whether Nasaâs $2.6 billion robotic mission to âcatch an asteroid in a giant bag and tow it to the Moonâ is a joke or actually part of a âlong-term programme that could one day lead to the permanent settlement of humans in space.â [15]
You may also want to check out Twitterâs Twttr prank [16]  (a plan to charge us to use vowels in tweets â" âweâre doing this because we believe that by eliminating vowels, weâll encourage a more efficient and âdenseâ form of communicationâ) and Sonyâs Animalia line [17] of electronics for pets.
By the way, Twitter co-founders had actually considered that abbreviated âTwttrâ style as the service moniker before settling on âTwitter,â according to CNN [18] .
Iâm also loving iFixitâs most difficult and controversial teardown [19] yet, Nokiaâs new line of Lumia-colored touchscreen microwaves [20] (depicted below) or the Play-Doh 3D Printer [21] , your kidâs first 3D printer from ThinkGeek.
Toshiba says itâs made a brand new console dubbed the Shibasphere [22]  featuring Toshibaâs exclusive Logical Aggression Monitoring, an unprecedented computing power, a completely controller-free interface and other goodies.
If youâre a fan of Soundcloud, they debuted a new tool called the Dropometer that gets you in the mental spac where you can prepare yourself for when that âunpredictable and surprising moment.â [23]
Sphero fans, behold the newest addition to the Sphero family, the Sphero Peacekeeper Edition.
Hereâs RunKeeper for iPad.
Oh, and letâs not forget Samsung, which has gone green for April 1 with the Smart Eco Tree [24]  which takes CO2 and releases oxygen to support a healthier environment.
In the process, the Samsung Eco Tree also uses a natural filtering system to eliminate pollutants and helps keep the humidity at a pleasant level.
âThese features are fully automatic and require only the addition of water and S (Solar) Beams,â Samsung jokes.
The Virgin Atlantic glass-bottomed plane [25] , BMWâs royal baby entrant [26] , a Google Glass-inspired Goggles from the Guardian newspaper [27]  and Ikeaâs GRÃSSAX [28] , a flat-packed lawnmower, are all nice as well.
And if youâve run out of April Foolsâ Day jokes, thereâs a (free) app for that [29] ! Or, you can just browse Stumbleuponâs nice April Foolsâ Day prank recommendations [30] .
Itâs nice that President Obama is also a joker [31] .
If you stumbled upon a funny April Foolsâ Day prank, please share it with us down in the comments.
And how are you celebrating this jokesterâs holiday?
Links
- ^ google.com/nose (google.com)
- ^ Bing (www.bing.com)
- ^ see what happens (www.bing.com)
- ^ Google Maps blog (google-latlong.blogspot.com)
- ^ over at Google+ (plus.google.com)
- ^ go here (goo.gl)
- ^ YouTube blog (youtube-global.blogspot.com)
- ^ says the company (www.youtube.com)
- ^ gmail.com/blue (gmail.com)
- ^ Google+ post (plus.google.com)
- ^ Australia Google Maps team (google-au.blogspot.com.au)
- ^ here (sites.google.com)
- ^ look it up on Wikipedia (en.wikipedia.org)
- ^ sarcastically writes (thepiratebay.se)
- ^ Nasaâs $2.6 billion robotic mission (www.thetimes.co.uk)
- ^ Twttr prank (blog.twitter.com)
- ^ Animalia line (blog.sony.com)
- ^ CNN (edition.cnn.com)
- ^ teardown (ifixit.org)
- ^ Lumia-colored touchscreen microwaves (conversations.nokia.com)
- ^ Play-Doh 3D Printer (www.thinkgeek.com)
- ^ Shibasphere (www.shibasphere.com)
- ^ Dropometer (blog.soundcloud.com)
- ^ Smart Eco Tree (global.samsungtomorrow.com)
- ^ glass-bottomed plane (www.virgin.com)
- ^ royal baby entrant (www.bmw.co.uk)
- ^ Goggles from the Guardian newspaper (www.guardian.co.uk)
- ^ GRÃSSAX (www.facebook.com)
- ^ (free) app for that (click.linksynergy.com)
- ^ prank recommendations (www.stumbleupon.com)
- ^ President Obama is also a joker (www.crowdfundthedebt.com)
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