Finally! I am a 20th century man living in a 20th century world. I am free to jailbreak my iPhone and download all these apps I’ve been reading about in the NYTimes. Like there’s this ‘Angry Bird’ game which is wicked fun. Get this â€" I’m a bird, who kills pigs. PIGS! It’s like God has asked me to do his Kosher bidding.
And now I can use my Twitter regularly and The Duckman will stop calling me a ‘technologically out of touch hackâ€. I’ll reach atleast 100 twitter friends [1] . And then they’ll see who is laughing. Oh they’ll see all right.
I can organize my life with my phone. For example, I opened up my ‘notes’ today and wrote down “I have an iPhone and I am finally not a loserâ€. And then I slightly modified the title to what it is now.
Sure, it may be a 3GS phone. But a 3GS phone is better than a piece of shit flip-phone circa 2005. UGHHH How did I ever have friends before this?!?!?!
Oh, and I instragramed a picture of myself that looks like it was taken for Myspace. If Myspace was invented in 1886! Sha-Zah!
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